Tuesday, August 01, 2006

College Dictionary

ABSENT: (n) The notation generally following your name in a class record.

BIOLOGY: (n) A class located suspiciously near the cafeteria.

F: (n) A grade that can usually be altered to look like a "B" on a test paper.

MAJOR: (n) Area of study that no longer interests you.

WRISTWATCH: (n) That device on your arm that lets you know which class you are currently late for.

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